Dean Martin Quotes
I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're...
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Show MoreYou're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.