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I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're...

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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're ...

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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

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Dean Martin

Singer

Born: 1917-06-07

Died: 1995-12-25

Dean Paul Martin (born Dino Paul Crocetti; June 7, 1917 – December 25, 1995) was an American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer. One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed the "King of Cool" for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assuredness. He and Jerry Lewis formed the "Martin and Lewis" comedy team. He was a member of the "Rat Pack" and a star in concert stage/nightclubs, recordings, motion pictures, and television. He was the host of the television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast (1974–1985).More